• Future Me Problems Card Game
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Mattel Creations

Future Me Problems Card Game

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Future Me Problems taps into all the responsibilities we would rather put off but in a way only lazy lumps like us can truly appreciate. It's a card game that not only celebrates procrastination—it rewards you for it! We teamed up with Sarah Andersen to help produce this hilarious card game based on her award-winning webcomic, Sarah’s Scribbles. Here’s how it works:

  • You have two decks of cards - the SCHEDULE DECK and the ACTIVITY DECK.
  • Schedule cards allow you to draw Activity cards. Sometimes you’ll draw annoying RESPONSIBILITIES that COST you points. Other times you’ll draw happy little DISTRACTIONS that EARN you points.
  • Every Activity card you draw brings you closer to the LARGE, IMPORTANT TASK card lurking somewhere in the middle of the deck so you’ll need to be professional about your procrastination.
  • Once someone draws the LARGE, IMPORTANT TASK card the game ends and the player with the most points from their Activity cards wins.

Just play your Schedule cards right and you can force the other players to deal with all the responsibilities. Future Me Problems is for 2-4 players ages 7-100+, and each game lasts about 20-30 minutes. But before you can start playing, we need you to support the game…

@ 5,000 Backers – You get the Future Me Problems Card Game PLUS Exclusive Mattel Creations Bonus Cards featuring 12 Activity Cards you can’t get anywhere else

@ 10,000 Backers – You get the Future Me Problems Card Game PLUS Exclusive Mattel Creations Bonus Cards PLUS Exclusive Fuzzy Packaging AND an Exclusive Squishy Playmat

@ 25,000 Backers – You get ALL of the above AND the Pets Expansion Pack featuring 42 Activity Cards all about pets!

See? The more backers the game gets, the more bonus perks you get. Win. Win. So encourage your friends, family, neighbors, and “randos” on the street to do the same to bring a fun message of procrastination to the world!

Tl;dr? Scroll down for a cute video!

Sarah’s Scribbles © Sarah Andersen 

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SKU#: HMG11

ALL PLAY AND NO WORK

We teamed up with Sarah Andersen to help produce and develop this hilarious card game based on her award-winning webcomic, Sarah’s Scribbles. Future Me Problems taps into all the responsibilities we would rather put off but in a way only lazy lumps like us can truly appreciate.

CUTE VIDEO? YES PLEASE!

One of the best ways to shirk responsibility is to watch videos. So, we put one together to introduce you to Sarah and give you a glimpse of this super-fun game. You're welcome.

PUTTING THE FUN IN CROWDFUND

This is where you come in. This first goal is 5k backers. Once we reach that milestone, you get the game! And the more backers the game gets, the more bonus perks you get. Win. Win.

SUPER COOL BONUS CARDS

SUPER COOL BONUS CARDS

SUPER COOL BONUS CARDS

SUPER COOL BONUS CARDS

When we reach the minimum 5,000 backers, you’ll get the super cool Future Me Problems game, along with a set of Mattel Creations-exclusive bonus cards only available during this campaign. Twelve new Activity Cards with special rules only available through this crowdfund.

When we reach the minimum 5,000 backers, you’ll get the super cool Future Me Problems game, along with a set of Mattel Creations-exclusive bonus cards only available during this campaign. Twelve new Activity Cards with special rules only available through this crowdfund.

FUZZY BOX AND SQUISHY MAT

FUZZY BOX AND SQUISHY MAT

FUZZY BOX AND SQUISHY MAT

FUZZY BOX AND SQUISHY MAT

With 10,000 backers, we’ll add an exclusive squishy play mat, and premium packaging to store it all! The mat includes spaces for playing decks and a discard pile. Plus, it's squishy! The exclusive premium packaging features new art by Sarah Andersen, is fantastically fuzzy and can hold all the Future Me Problems goodies. Both of these unlocks are exclusive to this campaign!

With 10,000 backers, we’ll add an exclusive squishy play mat, and premium packaging to store it all! The mat includes spaces for playing decks and a discard pile. Plus, it's squishy! The exclusive premium packaging features new art by Sarah Andersen, is fantastically fuzzy and can hold all the Future Me Problems goodies. Both of these unlocks are exclusive to this campaign!